“Aap mujhe ek cheej bhejoge … content. Usko content ko apne hissab se appreciate karoongi that is (You will have to send me one thing … [yes] content. I will appreciate it in my own way. That is …).” | Read more|
“Mere toh sub followers ko pata hai ki main bina wajeh paid tweet bhi nahi karta hoon (All my followers also know it well that I never make even paid tweets without reason).” | Read more|
“Badnaam karo toh kuein mein matlab dubki mat lagwao (Don’t give me a bad name or push me into the well).” | Read more|
“BJP itni badi party hai kyonki inhone duniya se liya bahut hai inhone… inhone Nirav Modi ko de diya falaan ko de diya hai toh hum kalakaaron ko bhi de dein kuch (The BJP is so big a party. They say it has gained a lot from the world … [they say] they have given so much to Nirav Modi, they have given so much to o | Read more|
“Jo mudda hai usmein se chaar mudda mujhe de do main anchor link mein dalwa doonga (Give me four issues. I will put those issues in the anchor link).” | Read more|
“Uski maa bolegi Modiji baar-baar aap kyon jeet rahe ho. Mere khyal se Rahul bhi Modiji ko hee vote de raha hai wo bhi Modiji ko hee vote de raha hai Pappu (His mother [Sonia Gandhi] asking Modiji why he has been winning all the time. I think son Rahul is sure voting Modiji. That Pappu).” | Read more|
“I love this idea, I really like. It’s very subtle.” | Read more|
“Lekin aapne mujhe bola tha ki saara cash hoga (But you had told me payment will be made entirely in cash).” | Read more|
“Nahi, nahi. Kejriwal ko maine thoda troll kiya tha … Kejriwal ko maine thoda troll karke likha tha unka thoda mazaak udake likha tha. Public ko bahut pasand aaya tha wo (No, no. I somewhat trolled Kejriwal … I had written while trolling Kejriwal. I had poked fun at him. Public loved it very much).” | Read more|
“Main expect karoongi ki kum se kum mere paas pachaas tak to aaye (I would expect at least Rs. 50 lakh.” | Read more|
“Kum shabdon mein teer lag jaaye sateek (It should hit the target using fewer words).”” | Read more|
“Haan, aap pehle hee pay karte hain (Yes, do you pay in advance).” | Read more|
“We normally jo bhi ek tweet ka ek post ka hum 2 lakh rupaye charge karte hain (We normally … for a tweet or post I charge Rs. 2 lakh).” | Read more|
“I would love all in cash.” | Read more|
“Haan, better rahega kyon bataaon main aapko ye saala GST ek bamboo hai (Haan, it will be better. Why? I will tell you. This GST acts like a bamboo both for me and for you).” | Read more|