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Ameesha Patel, Model and Actor

February 19, 2019
Asit Dixit and Umesh Patil

“Samajho aap 28 ko aa rahe ho transaction ho jaata hai 28 kee sham ko main kar doongi taaki first week of September mein jab aapka pehla aa jaye toh wo paanch din ka gap rahega toh wo (Suppose, you say you are coming on 28. If transaction takes place on 28, I will post the tweet that very evening. So, when I receive | Read more|

Shreyas Talpade, Film Actor and Director

February 19, 2019
Asit Dixit and Umesh Patil

“Toh humein kyon 30 de rahe ho yaar humein bhi thoda better do (So why are you giving me Rs. 30 lakh, friend. Give me some more better remuneration).” | Read more|

Ganesh Acharya, Film Choreographer, Actor and Director

February 19, 2019
Asit Dixit and Umesh Patil

“Kya hai matlab jaise ye nau mahine ka hai … chaar-paanch mahine ka ek aapka white ka RTGS ho jaata na toh hum log confirm ho jaate ki kaam karna hai (I mean, this contract is for nine months … see if you can arrange RTGS of the white component of four-five months together, it would confirm that I have to work fo | Read more|

Surendra Pal, TV and Film Actor

February 19, 2019
Asit Dixit and Umesh Patil

“Bas aap ye dhyan rakhiyega ki aath mahine continue rakhein ye nahi ki beech mein chhod dein aap mujhe … aur agar ho sake toh fir aath mahine ke baad bhi fir continue rakhein usko aage bhi zaroorat padegi (Please see to it that you honour the contract for eight months. Don’t leave me half way through it … and i | Read more|

Puneet Issar, Actor and Director

February 19, 2019
Asit Dixit and Umesh Patil

“Main aapse discuss kar loonga … sir ye main inki maar sakta hoon destroy kar sakta hoon kya hai wo wo we will talk the money then (I will disuses the idea then … I will tell I can screw them up, I can destroy them. So, we will talk the money [part] then).” | Read more|

Tisca Chopra, Actor, Author and Film Producer

February 19, 2019
Asit Dixit and Umesh Patil

“Teen thoda kum hain. We charge five normally. That is my normal rate (Three [lakh rupees] is somewhat on lower side. We charge five normally. That is my normal rate).” | Read more|

Deepshikha Nagpal, TV and Film Actor and Director

February 19, 2019
Asit Dixit and Umesh Patil

“Aap mujhe ek cheej bhejoge … content. Usko content ko apne hissab se appreciate karoongi that is (You will have to send me one thing … [yes] content. I will appreciate it in my own way. That is …).” | Read more|

Rohit Roy, TV and Film Actor

February 19, 2019
Asit Dixit and Umesh Patil

“Mere toh sub followers ko pata hai ki main bina wajeh paid tweet bhi nahi karta hoon (All my followers also know it well that I never make even paid tweets without reason).” | Read more|

Rajpal Yadav, Film Actor

February 19, 2019
Asit Dixit and Umesh Patil

“Badnaam karo toh kuein mein matlab dubki mat lagwao (Don’t give me a bad name or push me into the well).” | Read more|

Sunil Pal, Stand-up Comedian and Actor

February 19, 2019
Asit Dixit and Umesh Patil

“BJP itni badi party hai kyonki inhone duniya se liya bahut hai inhone… inhone Nirav Modi ko de diya falaan ko de diya hai toh hum kalakaaron ko bhi de dein kuch (The BJP is so big a party. They say it has gained a lot from the world … [they say] they have given so much to Nirav Modi, they have given so much to o | Read more|

Vijay Ishwarlal Pawar, aka VIP, Stand-up Comedian

February 19, 2019
Asit Dixit and Umesh Patil

“Uski maa bolegi Modiji baar-baar aap kyon jeet rahe ho. Mere khyal se Rahul bhi Modiji ko hee vote de raha hai wo bhi Modiji ko hee vote de raha hai Pappu (His mother [Sonia Gandhi] asking Modiji why he has been winning all the time. I think son Rahul is sure voting Modiji. That Pappu).” | Read more|